Goin’ out to all ma homeys

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Is it just me, or does the new Rolls Royce look like it was designed especially for black American rappers? Not wishing to stereotype — Jay-Z, Nelly and the rest do it well enough in their videos — but it definitely has a very US-friendly, almost gangsta-esque style to it. Gone are the flowing curves of Rollers of old, replaced instead by hard-cut shoulders, gun-metal grey paint and a grille you could use as a barbecue rack. Not only that, but the whole thing is huge. If that’s not pandering to American tastes, I don’t know what is.

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