Not even faking it

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Did you see Faking It last night on Channel 4? This week it was the turn of Phil Deane, a videogame tester, to receive a month of training to turn him into a passable single-seater racing driver. Did he make it? In a word, no.

The guy was a complete idiot whose opinion of himself was elevated so far above everyone else’s it was unreal. I would’ve killed for the chance that ungrateful fool was given. Hell, I’d give my right testicle for just a day’s driving at Rockingham, let alone a month of it. Tosser.

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